We Are teh Skwerls

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We Are teh Skwerls
by lolcatburglar and Tessm
(wif aplolgies to Michlol Jackson and Jeebuscristitzalionel Richie, “We Are the World”)

In order to get teh big production number in before we hit 200 comments and brake teh thred, risers have been set up on teh stange and celebrity rodent members of R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eated) begin to file in. In ones and twos they step up to teh microphone to join in signing an anthem of solidarity.

There comes a time when u are furry and small (Stuart Little)
When rodents must stand together as one (Stuart Little/Ratbert)
There are critters dying (Ratbert)
Oh, and it’s time to lend a paw to life (Basil teh Siberian Hamster)
The bestest gift of all (Basil/Chuck E. Cheese)

U can’t go on ingesting day by day (Chuck E. Cheese)
And rodents we love become kitteh fud (Scabbers)
We’re all a part of the CheezPeep family (Mighty Mouse)
And teh truth (Rocket J. Squirrel)
You know we really don’t taste gud (Mighty Mouse/Rocket J. Squirrel)

( CHORUS )
We are the skwerls, we are chinchillas
We are chipmunks, jerboas and hamsters u must stop nomming (Mickey Mouse)
Is that sauce ur making? We scamper for our lives. (Minnie Mouse)
It’s true we’re not nootrishus, no, and we taste PLEH (Mickey Mouse/Minnie Mouse)

Well, order pizza so u’ll have something to nom (Samuel Whiskers)
And our lives will be fun and stress-free (Samuel Whiskers/Rizzo the Rat)
If ur still hongry then has a cheezburger (Rizzo)
And don’t forget to axe for extry cheez (Fievel Mouskewitz)

( REPEAT CHORUS )
We are the skwerls, we are chinchillas (Topo Gigio)
We are chipmunks, jerboas and hamsters u must stop nomming (Benjy Mouse)
Is that sauce ur making? We scamper for our lives. (Frankie Mouse)
It’s true we’re not nootrishus, no, and we taste PLEH (Templeton)

When there’s hongry cats there seems no hope at all (Mickey Mouse)
But if we all are strong and try to stand up tall (The Brain)
Weeek weeek weeek weeek, they’ll realize that they are rong to nom (Guinness Piggeh)
When we (Pinky)
Stand together as one (Pinky/The Brain/GP)

(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE )

(Other celebrity rodent performers doing additional vocals and singing in teh chorus: Chip ‘n Dale, DangerMouse and Penfold, Secret Squirrel, Benny Beaver from Oregon State University, Algernon, Dormouse from Alice in Wonderland, Hammy Hamster, the Angry Beavers, Anna Maria Whiskers, Sulu from Captain Underpants, Ignatz Mouse, Conker the Squirrel, Three Blind Mice, Sniffles, Nick and Fetcher, Ben, Splinter, Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca, Slappy Squirrel, Alvin, Simon and Theordore, Remy and Emile, Speedy Gonzales, Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, Jerry, Scrat, Herman Vermin and an assortment of ROUSs.)

See this song at Teh No Noms Consert