Chipmunks

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Chipmunks
by Tessm
Aplologies to David Bowie, “Changes”

Oh yeah… Mmmmmm!
Still don’t know whut I wuz thinking uv
When I chaysed that chipmunk down
A million dead-end streetz and
By teh tyme I caught him finallee
It seemed teh tayste was not so sweet
So I took it to my hoomin
But when she caught a glimpse
Uv teh gift that I had brought her – well –
She didn’t seem to lyke it much

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
Hmph… guess I’ll have to eat it myself tehn
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
Just gonna hav to choke it down tehn
I’m nawt hungree
But I can’t wayste fud

It’s looking at me with those eyez – well
It would be, if it were
still alive and everything…
I guess I’ll call it steak tartare,
But still teh tayste is more like game
And those portions that I spat out —
Well, I just couldn’t eat it all
I’ll just leave it on teh doormat
Teh parts that’s left of what I tryed to chew

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
Think I’m gonna throw up sum chunkybitz
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
Where’z sum shoes
I really need to get rid of this
Can chipmunks go bad?
This thing taystes PLEH

Tayste bud sensations nawt thrilling me
This chipmunk is mayking me… hik… hik… hyuuk hyuuk hyuuk

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
R u rilly gonna eat that?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
(rodents tayste so strange)
Ch-ch-chipmunks
Pretty soon I think ur gonna wanna upchuk
U cud nom him
But he won’t tayste gud
I sed that U cud nom him
But he will tayste PLEH…

See this song at Teh No Noms Consert