Pet the Cat U’re With

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Pet the Cat U’re With
by LCB (with kthx to op_sMama and aplologies to Step Hen Stills)

This is such a inspirificational concert! op_sMama sed something that inspired this song, which I rited just now, backstage, on teh back of Guinness Piggeh’s my guitar.

If you’re pleh and confused
And you don’t remember when u last got smoo’d
Relaxation slip away
Cause your kitteh is so far away.

Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with

Don’t be troll-like, has no sad,
Don’t sit cryin’ over snorgles you’ve had,
There’s a cat right next to u
And she’s just waiting for a stroke or two

Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with

Turn ur hartache right into joy
She’s a cat, with some toys
Throw her a mousie, throw it twice
Ain’t gonna need anymore advice.

Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet, Cheezfrenz
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with

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