Hoof on, Kafleen

Lol Songz \ Birfday Songz

Hoof On, Kafleen
by lolcatburglar (wif aplologies to Dexy’s Midnight Lollers)
for Kafleen teh Donkey, 6/25/2008

*A chorus of Cheezfrenz step forward in their best overalls to perform a birfday song and hoofdance for Kafleen teh Donkey*

Hoof on, Kafleen
Those ol’ stoopy trolls bein mean to all of us, u knoes
But a donkey is our hero
She’s teh Cheezfrenz’ pride
Hoofs teh trolls, harangues them!
She’s fab (so fab now), so fab (so fab now)
Now we must say moar than ever
(Hoof on, Kafleen)
Have some waffuls and a nice parfait
And she will hoof-beat trolls who bother

Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Ah hoof on, Kafleen

(Hoof on, Kafleen)
Cheez peepuls ’round here we be lubbin’ donkeys
Not ol’ troll faces so tied down by spleen and hateses
But Kafleen, (that donkey) Kafleen (we lubs her)
She am far too strong and clever
(Yay Kafleeen)
Have some waffuls and a nice parfait
And we’ll lubs u for forever

Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
Oh come on let’s hoof up all teh trolls
U r teh best, Kafleen (all say yes)
Oh come on let’s, ah hoof on, Kafleen

Hoof on, Kafleen have a parfait
Hoof on, Kafleen have a parfait (etc.)

(How we have grown, since u joined us, oh, Kafleen)
We’ve grown…
So grown (since u got here)
Now we must say moar than ever
Things ’round here have changed
So now have some waffuls and a nice parfait

Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Ah hoof on, Kafleen

Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Hoof on, Kafleen

Happy Birfday, Kafleen!

See this song at ICHC