Jeremy says:Ohai, awl….anudder weight loss updating fur yoo!! Ai maeked it tu mai goal fur Christmas tiem uf 230 lbs., which ai weighed in at this mornin’ Mai noo goal for Christmas is 213. *huffs and puffs* Man, dis exercise is gettin’ easier, butt(!) et still hurts.
Ai culd nawt get Jewel into teh mobile serbis today, butt(!) she wuz berry forgiving when ai gotted her hoam and gave her gushi-fud. Ai gotted a rain check ticket fingie tu go tu any udder location on any day ai want tu and be nawt-second in line. She also sez “Meow!,” which ai fink means “Ohai!” to ebberywun.
I gottid dis apology frum 5 eagles in mai emayo. Let us hope dat hii haz lerned frum dis, adn dat wii kin move on.
Aannii (formal hello)
How are you tonight cweenmj. My name is Pete.
I hope you get this message I am not very good at this computer stuff.LOL
And I need a fire permit to send you a smoke signal.LOL
Pleas again forgive me for my action and please pass on my apoligies to the others.
Short and sweet
Stay well and good dreams.
Pete
Muskrat who cares for the Fire.
uniquekitty says:A yeer ago todai, teh wundermuss Max-horse crost teh bridj.
Uniquekitty walks slowlee owt into teh Princess Mu Meadow. It iz sunny an warm, an teh air carries teh scents uv manee kinds uv flowers. UK luuks arownd. Neerby, dere iz a liddlol pond, wif sawt grass along itz shores an green lilypads floating on its surfase. On teh grass by teh pond, dere be manee bebehkittehs playing, chasin flutterbyes an bugs an frogs…an eech otter. It mayks UK sad to see liddlol bebehkittehs heer, but dey be sayf an happy heer. An dere iz wun bigger kitty, a floofy bloopoynt Himalayan wif beautimuss lite-bloo eyes. It iz UK’s hartkitty Stormy, hoo crost teh bridj 3 munfs befour Max. She smyles to see him heer wif teh bebehkittehs; her Stormy had alwais lubbed teh bebehs. Stormy sees her, an comes to her, weaving arownd her feets til she pikks him up an cuddlols him. He kloses hiz prittee bloo eyees in happyniss and purrs lowdly. She holds him titely fur a few moments, stroking hiz long soft floof, den sets him down. He goez bakk to playing wif the bebhkittehs. On a neerby bench, a longhayr tuxie polydaktyl iz sownd asleep on her bakk in teh warm sun. UK pikks her up an hugs her – it iz Stormy’s best fren, an UK’s otter hartkitty, Chica. Chica yawns an purrs an mayks biskits on Uk’s arm. UK luuks arownd while she holds Chica. Dere be so manee kittehs heer, playing an sleepin an enjoyin dis wundermuss playce. An ober to teh rite, dere iz a larj group uf goggies, barkin an runnin an playin. In teh middlol uf teh goggies iz a boi, hoo luuks to be abowt teh saym aje az UK’s 14-yeer-old boi, Plasticat. He haz sum balls an frisbees he iz frowin fur teh goggies. He laffs az teh goggies run after teh tois, den dey run awai wif dem, an he haz to chayse teh goggies to get teh tois bakk. He sees UK an gives a liddlol wave, den frows anudder ball. UK rekognizes wun goggie in teh group. It iz her Miniature Schnauzer, Cody. She wissels, an he leeves teh group to come to her. Hiz stubby tayl wags wildly, reminding her uf teh reezon hiz registered nayme iz Perpetual Motion – that endlessly wagging tayl! She sets Chica down and hugs Cody, an he washes her fayce wif hiz tongue. Chica rubs against Cody, purring. UK gibs Chica wun last hedskritch, and Cody wun more pat, an she stands up. Farther down teh meadow, she haz seen 2 horses standing together neer a small grove uf froot trees. Dey be teh saym kolor, beautimuss bays wif lawng black tayls, but she kan tell dem apart instantly. On teh rite iz Chip, Max’s trailriding/ horseshowing buddy. He iz a Standardbred racehorse, tall an lean an longlegged. Teh wun on the left iz Max, teh stcky muskular Quarter Horse. Standing nekst to Chip, rubbing teh horse’s nek, iz a yung man in jeens. Nekst to Max, brushing saddle marks frum hiz bakk, iz a lady in riding klothes. Neerby iz a beautimuss black western saddle an bridle an blankit. UK watches fur a moment az teh man reeches into hiz pokkit an brings owt treets, wich he feeds to teh horses. He pats boff horses, den bends down to pikk up a liddlol blakk kitteh, hoo he sets on hiz shoulder. He speeks to teh lady again, den turns an walks awai. Seberal kittehs wind arownd hiz feets az he walks. UK tries to kall “Max”, but her voyce izn’t werkin. She kleers her throat, an tries agin. “MAX!!” Max’s hed comes up, an turns, an hiz eers prick forward. The lady turns also, den she steps awai frum Max, an puts an arm arownd Chip’s nekk. Max whinnies happily an gallops to UK, slidin to a stawp in frunt uf her. He lowers hiz hed an pushes it against her chest, an she hugs him titely fur a lawng minnits. She reeches into her pokkitan pulls owt 2 pnut budder kups. Max tayks dem frum her hand jently, wun at a tyme. Uk puts her arms arownd hiz nekk, remembering 25 yeers uf her lyfe wif dis wunnermuss horse. Finally she lets go an steps bakk, gibbing Max wun last pat on the nekk. He turns an trots bakk to Chip an teh lady. Az UK turns to leeve teh meedow, she notisses teh boi iz naow sittin on the grass, pettin a floofy kaliko curled up on hiz lap. The goggies are lying arownd him in happeh eggshaustshun. The boi smyles contentedly at UK az she walks by him. UK, wif leeky eyes, leeves teh meedow, an her hart iz full uf happeh sadniss.
Deer frenz,
Last nite while I wuz happily playing on deh last lol uv deh day, I saw Admiral Apparent had maded a comment on wun uv deh older lolz. I went ober tu see wut hii wuz saying, and I fownded dis:
MelONyx says:
November 19, 2009 at 9:38 am
Yoo kan nawt get a halp fur mii, kitteh.
I hab fawlen tu teh floor in aaaawwww! of ur byootiful bloo fur, adn wif awl admirayshun uv ur lubblee, lawng, aristocatic fays.
Bloos r byootiful!
Aahz says:
November 19, 2009 at 9:48 am
Ohai Mel!
5 eagles says:
November 19, 2009 at 9:50 am
I am not himy, in fact I am very generous.
Admiral Apparent says:
November 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I don’t know where to begin. Aahz wrote “Ohai MEL”, not “Ohai ME”. I bother to make this point because it is clearly the trigger for your derogatory, stereotype perpetuating, hateful comment. The word you tried to spell is “hymie”.
The name Hymie denotes no particular ill meaning, but it is used exclusively as a derogatory name and thus connotes ill intent. You didn’t stop there, however, you made it very clear you intended to hurt and perpetuate a hateful stereotype that Jews are miserly or uncharitable.
Explain yourself.
The people that make this place their home are too kind to make a fuss at your offensive remark, but I have no doubt many people raised an eyebrow when they read your offensive words. You have posted crap like this several times on Failblog and you have been called on it. Now you are bringing your racial intolerance to Lolcats. If you keep this up you won’t be welcome here, either.
In your mind it is always the fault of someone else. It’s not. It’s you.
My apologies, cheezfriends…I simple cannot let crap like this slide.
Dragonwriter says:
November 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
We’ve had Emily ban people at Failblog for less.
Just say the word and I’ll make it happen.
{{cheezfriends}}
Well, I must say, I wuz berry sad tu see dis. Adn I lefting a response fur 5 eaglez remindering him dat ower only rule heer iz tu playing nice. He rote a reply which I wish now dat I had copyed, because I awlso roted tu deh Cheeziz tu telling dem uv himz racist comment. And dey haz removified hiz reply along wif deh original offensive comment.
But, his reply basically sed “i’m sorry if i offended you but i awlwayz tawk dis way adn it shudn’t offend u if u iz not a jew.” In mai book, dat iz not an apology. While I b willing tu gib peepz a sekkund chantz, I expecting a reel apology b4 I b willing tu accept 5 eagles bak in Cheezland.
U kin seeing moar follow upz tu dis conversation at http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/11/19/funny-pictures-look-like-lassie-to-you/#comment-810475.
Peepz, wut makez Cheezland such a wundermus plais tu play iz dat wen wii kumz heer, we park ower prejudices at deh door. Wii welkumz awl peepz, adn dat meenz wii kannot b casting aspershunz on anywun oar any group bkuz uf race, religion, gender, ethinicity, political views or sexual orientation. Wii dun’t uze offensive turmz.
Ower onlyest rule iz tu play nice. Wen u only haz wun rule, u must enforceing it wif a feersness, adn wii due. Ower frenz frum Fail Blog b telling us dis iz not 5 eaglez furst incident uv online racism adn/or sexism. Dere b sitez online fur dat kind uv hatered, but Cheezland iz not wun uv dem. Cheezland iz ower own liddlol Utopia, whare peepz frum awl ober deh whirrld kan kum and play adn b safe.
Jeremy says:Ohai, frens! *waves to all* I haz great noos!!! Mai fren(aksully, her mawm) who lostified King teh udder dai has adoptified a noo kitteh!!! He ish two months old, and ish an orange tabby…almost liek King wuz. Mai fren gawt him tu her mawm’s haus and he popped right out uf teh box as if he wuz sayin “Ohai, mawm!” tu himz noo owner. She is berry happee!!!
*runs in circlols* Yaaaaaaay! *stawps foar a minute to activate mai JDS(Jewel Defense System), den maeks moar runnin’* Dis is gud exercise. Phew!!!
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Ai are gud!! Dr. Tinycat sez my blud sugar ish almost normal, and iffen ai can lose 60 moar pounds, ai will be free frum diabeetus!! Sounds liek a Noo Years Res…Resol….Goal foar meh!!
Jewel is great, too….Ai hope tu be takin’ her to get fixed dis Sunday so she will haz no moar cat-erwauling when she is in heat.
Nao, ironically enuf, ai am goin’ tu maek myself a cheezburger. I akshully CAN haz wun!!
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lunarmommy says:
so much gud nooz!! teh bestest kyoor for teh hole in teh hart lefted wen a kitteh goze to teh bridj iz a noo kitteh, ifinkso.
an i am glad yor diabeetus iz getting better!! yoo do gud a loozing teh ovver pownds so yoo kan beez helfy!! hope evreefing goze gud wif jewels’ sir jury, yoo iz gud kitteh-daddeh
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West River rat says:
Gud nooz Jeremy. Mai visit tu Dr Tinycat wuz gud tudai too. Ai onlee need haf teh diabetes medy sin Ai gotted befor.
Onlee fing wuz Nurs Stikksdem wuz hazzing teh pleh dai adn needed foar triz tu poke teh hole in teh vein tu draws teh bluds.
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